Created Aug 15, 2011

EatThe Press - Don't Read It!

Black from the waist down where it counts; White from the waist up where it doesn't. more

Eat The Press - Don't Read It! The content is worthless! The value is in the pulp when you EAT IT, so, Eat It, Michael! Don't Beat It.

"Eat the Press" is an illegitimate subsidiary of the less than prestigious, Bird Droppings Institute, a THINK TANK For MORONS, No Idiots, Please!

Located just a sharp right turn from Commonsense in lovely, but, nearly all torn down Mildew, Ohio, where there are no jobs because Calcified Conservative, Born Upside Down & Backwards Republicans sent them all overseas to COMMUNIST CHINA!

But, that is OK with the folks, here, in Mildew, Ohio, because we are just a bunch of Left Leaning Liberals that don't know how to work anyhow. We just love that "FREE" government cheese.

Black from the waist down, where it counts; white from the waste up where it doesn't. We, here, at Eat The Press - Never Ever Read Anything adhere to our purloined Journalistic Creed, "Your Right To Know - Supersedes Our Right To Tell The Truth! So, we just make stuff up!"

As always, we are "Unfair and Unbalanced", reporting the news one lie at a time. Right "cheer", in "Brawling, Drunk Johnnie A. Boehner's 8th Congressional District, where there are no jobs, not even "blow jobs"!

Making America Great Again - One Lie At A Time!

How Drunk Do You Think Boehner Is At this Precise Moment?

1. Face up on a bar room floor drunk!
2. Three White Sheets to the wind drunk!
3. Out of his alcoholic gourd to sue the president drunk?
4. Drunk enough to waste millions of tax payers money IMPEACHING THE PRESIDENT drunk?

Bi-racial, bi-pedal, bi-partisan bought and sold over and over again!

Interests

Shows The Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell, All In with Chris Hayes, Andrea Mitchell Reports

People Joe Scarborough, Chris Matthews, Andrea Mitchell

Issues Election 2016, Money in Politics, Religion